Conversations/quotes

[KaiserWilhelm]

October 26, 2004:

BDWRD186 (10:38:26 PM): good evening
MrSuperOblivious (10:38:45 PM): May I take your coat sir?
BDWRD186 (10:39:04 PM): not tonight, thank you. It's freezing here
MrSuperOblivious (10:39:28 PM): Well then, may I offer you some hot cider?
BDWRD186 (10:39:52 PM): do you have anything.... warmer
MrSuperOblivious (10:40:32 PM): Well, we have boiling hot Hydrochloric acid, if you would like that.
BDWRD186 (10:41:07 PM): thank you, I think I'll take the hot cider. May I have a seat?
MrSuperOblivious (10:41:33 PM): Yes. *Pulls out a chair by the coffee table.*
MrSuperOblivious (10:41:43 PM): I shall go get that cider now sir.
MrSuperOblivious (10:41:47 PM): *Leaves*
BDWRD186 (10:42:23 PM): *has a seat*
BDWRD186 (10:42:35 PM): doo, doo doo. This sure is interesting
MrSuperOblivious (10:43:15 PM): *Comes in with cider in a mug decorated with an american flag.*
MrSuperOblivious (10:43:33 PM): *Sets it down.* There you are sir. Would you like anything else?
BDWRD186 (10:43:54 PM): Some crackers, if you have any. That would be most kind
BDWRD186 (10:44:12 PM): *rests feet near fire. What a lovely house*
MrSuperOblivious (10:44:23 PM): As you like, sir. *Exits to get crackers*
BDWRD186 (10:45:02 PM): (Just think, I've decieved him thus far. He really seems to think I'm important)
MrSuperOblivious (10:45:27 PM): *Comes back with saltine crackers*
MrSuperOblivious (10:45:48 PM): The master will be down momentarily. Is that all you will need for now?
BDWRD186 (10:46:01 PM): Thank you very much, yes.
BDWRD186 (10:46:21 PM): *eats crackers.* *smacks lips*
MrSuperOblivious (10:46:32 PM): *He exits*
MrSuperOblivious (10:47:09 PM): *A well dressed man comes downstairs, apparently the head of the household and greets you*
BDWRD186 (10:47:23 PM): Good evening, sir
MrSuperOblivious (10:47:44 PM): Good evening kind sir, what brings you to my humble abode this night?
MrSuperOblivious (10:47:56 PM): Surely not the cider and crackers?
BDWRD186 (10:48:12 PM): *notes how terribly I'm dressd, in khaki's and a white dress shirt*
BDWRD186 (10:48:47 PM): No sir, but it was wonderful to recieve such full treatment. Thank you for the snack
BDWRD186 (10:49:48 PM): I only came to tell you sir, that, well... well... I'm not sure how to tell you sir...my aunt Margot died sir! *sob*
MrSuperOblivious (10:50:15 PM): Oh why sir, I am dreadfully sorry! How did she go?
BDWRD186 (10:50:47 PM): Well, she went, let's see, what was it? "hum diddle diddle, play me a fiddle" sir
MrSuperOblivious (10:51:07 PM): And she died like that? Oh how awful.
BDWRD186 (10:51:30 PM): Yes, sir, it was, sir. And then... well, she... she... *eats cracker*
MrSuperOblivious (10:51:45 PM): She what?
BDWRD186 (10:52:24 PM): well, you see, she, she... stopped sir, and I was certain the muses simply weren't happy with her anymore
MrSuperOblivious (10:53:29 PM): Well, was she at least at peace?
BDWRD186 (10:54:11 PM): oh, she was in many pieces by the time the butcher was done, sir. You see, he simply butchered her, ummm, music, and now there's only pieces left
BDWRD186 (10:54:17 PM): So, sir, if I may ask, how are you, sir, in this life?
MrSuperOblivious (10:57:22 PM): I am not actually in this life. But sir, I apologize. I'm not able to stay awake sir. I must go to bed. I apologize sir. We shall finish this later?
BDWRD186 (10:57:58 PM): Sorry sir, yes, I'll wait for you in this room, shall I?
MrSuperOblivious (10:58:18 PM): Till later. Make yourself a bed. I am to sleep.
BDWRD186 (10:58:30 PM): *Whistles dixie*

[smokinpristiformis/starchild]

i found this in a site about black holes

QUOTE
neutron star. We know that these objects exist because several have been found using radio telescopes.

;D

[salibath]

"I bent my Wookie" -Ralph Wiggum

[Anidar]

" I ain't afraid of no quake! "

Duke Nukem 64

[salibath]

If I had a dollar for every time I heard 'if I had a dollar for every time I heard...', I'd be rich!

Heard that somewhere... don't remember where.

[smokinpristiformis/starchild]

"how do you know you've lived a full life?" "iv made seven million three hundred and fifty six mistakes sir."

[Anidar]

goth.... might it be from EQ1, richie truxillo, if i had a billion platinum?
another one...

''What are you waiting for... Christmas?''

you really need to listen to that one with duke's cool voice. then it ownz.

[salibath]

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."

[Anidar]

there they are standing in a row...

monty python i guess?

[Haavve]

from #spiceland



<Spicy1808> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Ani is gay
<Haavve> we know
<knut> i have been so disappointed in women i concidered it, but naww... I just like girls better
<Anidar> Spicy1808: blow me.
<Kaiser> be careful what you wish for, Ani
<Spicy1808> lmao, women are made to disappoint women
<Spicy1808> LOL
<Anidar> Kaiser:
<Spicy1808> litte typo
<Spicy1808> women are made to disappoint men
<Kaiser> I've noticed
<Spicy1808> they are good at it...
<Kaiser> but, we let ourselves be disappointed
<Spicy1808> .. and we need them...
<Anidar> now you're going a little too far.
<Kaiser> do we?
<knut> lol
<Spicy1808> I'd love to blow you Ani
<Spicy1808> yes we do
<Spicy1808> I do
<Spicy1808> lol
<Kaiser> you know better than most what I think spicy
<Anidar> Spicy1808: *orders ticket to harstad from the puurs city or whatever it was called*
<Spicy1808> Oppuurs
<knut> if you had now expectations you would not have been disappointed... think about that
<Anidar> Spicy1808: ah.
<Kaiser> I know Knut....I've been working on that one
<Spicy1808> hmm, I expect the worst... always... lol
<knut> i think everybody does really ..
<Anidar> knut: don't worry. i don't have that high expectations for spicy
<knut> hahaha
<Spicy1808> lmao, I'll blow you away ; )
<knut> no, me neather
<Kaiser> Spicy, are you forgetting about me?
<knut> i just expect him to finish top 5
<Spicy1808> LOL
<Anidar> knut: i was talking about the blowjob, lol.
<Spicy1808> me too
<Kaiser> and me
<Kaiser> poor Knut
<knut> nope, no expectations there
<Spicy1808> lmao
<Spicy1808> too bad you aren't female...
<Spicy1808> heheh
<Spicy1808> i'd love to show yoU..
<Spicy1808> lol
<Anidar> WTF
<Kaiser> Spicy wants to be the only guy in the world
<Spicy1808> yuuuuup
<Kaiser> We love you anyway, spicy
<Anidar> you want me to be a girl, and you then want to blowjob me?
<knut> save it for my female counterpart, she must be somewhere out there
<Anidar> is that a fetish?
<Spicy1808> not a blowjob, funny ani
<Spicy1808> my female counterpart is sleeping.... few miles away
<Anidar> or do you think i'm one of the thingyx2 people?

[Anidar]

i've never said that! ever! or.. actually... it's in my log too.. but.. never said that! (if you wonder, the thingyX2 people are people with two sexes)

[Anidar]

double post!

[07:55:51] * Haavve|eq is now known as Haavve
[07:56:11] <Haavve> hey
[07:57:05] * Visitor_ is now known as Rojan
[07:58:12] <Rojan> how r u
[07:58:25] <Rojan> r u thr
[07:58:33] * Rojan rings the bell
[07:58:36] <Haavve> yea.
[07:58:45] <Rojan> how ru?
[07:58:50] <Rojan> busy?
[07:58:57] <Haavve> yep..
[07:59:16] <Rojan> can i talk to you now?
[07:59:48] <Haavve> yes..but it can take some time for i reply
[08:00:47] <Rojan> ok no probs
[08:00:56] <Rojan> whre u r from?
[08:02:37] <Haavve> Norway. u?
[08:02:46] <Rojan> india
[08:03:02] <Haavve> cool
[08:03:04] * Rojan smiles at everyone in the room :-)
[08:03:27] <Rojan> wat do u do?
[08:04:17] <Rojan>
[08:04:30] <Haavve> some homework...
[08:05:16] <Rojan> male or female?
[08:06:19] <Haavve> male
[08:06:26] * Rojan has quit IRC (Quit: Rojan)
[08:06:46] <Haavve> lol
[08:20:35] * Haavve has quit IRC (Quit: )

i guess he was looking for other people than haavve

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[21:42:09] <Anidar> from milwood to soul.
[21:42:24] <knut> small step for men
[21:42:39] <Anidar> it's a long trip though.
[21:42:40] <knut> giant leap for mankind
[21:43:14] <knut> don't forget to prepaire sandwiches for the journy
[21:43:27] <Anidar> noooo *trades food*
[21:43:54] <knut> ok, do you have a pizza for me?
[21:44:12] <Anidar> mmh...
[21:44:23] <Anidar> no.
[21:44:29] <Anidar> not after the bloodninja story.
[21:45:32] <deb> rank2 in hs!!!!!!!
[21:46:13] <knut> bloodninja??
[21:46:24] <knut> nice going deb
[21:46:40] <Anidar> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
[21:46:48] <Anidar> THAT'S bloodninja.
[21:47:28] <Anidar> DirtyKate:wtf?
[21:47:29] <Anidar> DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
[21:47:29] <Anidar> DirtyKate:f**k
[21:48:05] <deb> wtf
[21:48:14] <deb> you are insane
[21:48:24] <deb> ore somehting
[21:48:37] <Anidar>
[21:48:38] <knut> hahaha
[21:48:45] <knut> i think I skip the pizza
[21:48:55] <Anidar> thank you. ;P

bloodninja owns