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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 20:30:02 GMT -5
Post by salibath on Feb 22, 2004 20:30:02 GMT -5
* sigh *
2 orange juices, one with monkey blood and vodka mixed, one regular.
Open your eyes and you'll see the strippers, ajcap. Or stop looking at the floor.
My best drink is Vodka, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo, Everclear, and Orange Schnops, with a lemon wedge, and lime wedge, an orange wedge, and a piece of granny apple. But that's my personal drink. No one wants to try it though. I don't know why.
And I'm a nice guy, so until i say otherwise, free drinks all around! *knocks back a bottle of Jim Beam.
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 20:59:23 GMT -5
Post by KaiserWilhelm on Feb 22, 2004 20:59:23 GMT -5
hmmm. I'll take 12 pack of fiery rum on the house then
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 21:33:52 GMT -5
Post by salibath on Feb 22, 2004 21:33:52 GMT -5
* grabbs blowtorch * Fire, huh? Here's yer rum, heres the fire. *points to a sign that says FIRES MUST BE LIT AWAY FROM THE TAPS!! *
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 22:56:42 GMT -5
Post by ajcap on Feb 22, 2004 22:56:42 GMT -5
o, there they are. ;D
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 23:13:55 GMT -5
Post by KaiserWilhelm on Feb 22, 2004 23:13:55 GMT -5
bar brawl! ajcap is sitting on my woman's lap! now honestly! CRAAAAASSSHHH!!!
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 23:24:26 GMT -5
Post by salibath on Feb 22, 2004 23:24:26 GMT -5
* pulls out shotgun from below the counter* No brawls here. * fires a round into the wall near KW's head * Plenty of woment to go around. Ajcap, find another girl. Guess that one is taken. Ajcap, since you are loosing your girl to KW, have a free drink! * mixes Salibath's Tonic and hands it to ajcap *
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 23:26:25 GMT -5
Post by KaiserWilhelm on Feb 22, 2004 23:26:25 GMT -5
fair enough... I get my woman and the free drink for being the first visitor. meanwhile, ajcap gets a drink and some sleeper or something
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 23:27:48 GMT -5
Post by ajcap on Feb 22, 2004 23:27:48 GMT -5
thanks needed that. Don't worry about me taking kaiser's woman. I'd rather have one who's a little more mentally stable.
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 23:30:46 GMT -5
Post by salibath on Feb 22, 2004 23:30:46 GMT -5
You dissin my Jack/Jim/Vodka/Jose Cuervo/Everclear/Orange Schnops/fruit pieces drink? That stuff can strip led paint. It removes greese from anything. And put in a glass bottle with a rag soaked in gasoline and you have a nice new toy. Just eat the fruit first. Kills braincells by the second if you even LOOK at it!I made it, so I'm immune to it's powers. * mixes another one and pounds it easily *
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 23:34:16 GMT -5
Post by ajcap on Feb 22, 2004 23:34:16 GMT -5
You dissin my Jack/Jim/Vodka/Jose Cuervo/Everclear/Orange Schnops/fruit pieces drink? * no, kaiser. They drink was refreshing. ;D
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 23:41:13 GMT -5
Post by KaiserWilhelm on Feb 22, 2004 23:41:13 GMT -5
lol. Kaiser was not the one that said that
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 23:48:01 GMT -5
Post by ajcap on Feb 22, 2004 23:48:01 GMT -5
I meant i was dissin kaiser
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 23:49:58 GMT -5
Post by salibath on Feb 22, 2004 23:49:58 GMT -5
Don't correct me in MY bar. * snatches IamLh's drink from him * Say sorry and you can have your drink back. No more free drinks until I get an apology! For anyone!
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DFH bar
Feb 22, 2004 23:56:01 GMT -5
Post by ajcap on Feb 22, 2004 23:56:01 GMT -5
d**n it holcolm, why do you have to ruin it for everyone
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DFH bar
Feb 23, 2004 0:23:39 GMT -5
Post by salibath on Feb 23, 2004 0:23:39 GMT -5
All drinks out right now are still free, but until I get the apology, the rest are gonna cost.
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