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Post by smokinpristiformis/starchild on Jan 13, 2005 11:39:04 GMT -5
smokin wanders in and sais:
'and then i wander through the door'
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Post by ajcap on Jan 13, 2005 20:34:09 GMT -5
anyone who wants to, contribute to the play, then maybe we can act it out
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Post by KaiserWilhelm on Jan 14, 2005 2:10:12 GMT -5
Smokin will undoubtedly be applauded for his insight, so perhaps we should pause there and take one of many short intermissions.
While the audience watches, we can prepare for the next scene, in which Kaiser discovers he's a guy.
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Post by ajcap on Jan 14, 2005 8:58:58 GMT -5
The way in which kaiser discovers this is a great story. He is going into the spam board, and sees so many threads, like the 69 thread and the spank thread. He enters one to see what is going on in there...
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Post by KaiserWilhelm on Jan 15, 2005 2:17:41 GMT -5
*drumroll*... He walks right up to the slumbering ajcap, and spanks him with a towel. Shocked, ajcap jumps awake, points to Kaiser, and says: "It's a guy!"
or:
Kaiser discovered that one of the females was pregnant. Sure he'd hit a brilliant moment, Kaiser prophecied: "It will be a boy". And so, he became a boy.
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Post by Anidar on Jan 15, 2005 6:37:38 GMT -5
After that glorious moment, KaiserWillhelm realized that he was destined to be a boy for all eternity. He couldn't do anything about it, exept from being a guy. Whitch he fully accepted. But something in the back of his head said to him; Kaiser. This does not work. I want to be a girl!
This tragedy occured... now.
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Post by ajcap on Jan 16, 2005 0:03:45 GMT -5
but kaiser could not change himself, and would forever stay a guy... Until he heard about this surgery
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Post by smokinpristiformis/starchild on Jan 16, 2005 3:25:07 GMT -5
and you can see it coming...
... the surgery failed...
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Post by Anidar on Jan 16, 2005 11:02:54 GMT -5
Poor little Kaiser came out of the surgery room with no sex at all, being what we know as ''it''. He was devastated, cause now he couldn't do his thing with the fine collection of videos he had at home. What a tragic moment.
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Post by ajcap on Jan 16, 2005 11:38:26 GMT -5
kaiser now had to take out his anger on something. He couldn't decide what was worthy of his destruction until he saw
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Post by Anidar on Jan 17, 2005 9:54:37 GMT -5
... until he saw Haavve. he was walking across the hallway, when Kaiser flipped out, cause of his lack of sex. He went into a frenzy unknown to humans, and he fiercely attacked Haavve with rage.
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Post by ajcap on Jan 17, 2005 16:53:25 GMT -5
haavve was so angered by this that he had to have revenge. When kaiser was asleep, he would chop off his toes
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Post by Anidar on Jan 20, 2005 12:54:16 GMT -5
Haavve planned this carefully, into the smallest detail. He then, one night, snuck into Kaiser's room and cutted off all of his toes. Kaiser thought to himself; "This is rather unpleasant". Half an hour later, Haavve had 10 toes on a small box and Kaiser was looking for his toes. "Oh dear. Where could my toes be?". He searched for 15 minutes. He didn't find it...
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Post by ajcap on Jan 21, 2005 15:15:30 GMT -5
so he decided to think of who would commit such a horrible deed. He remembered his fight with haavve, but didn't think that it could provoke the removal of his toes. Then one day he was cleaning rooms, and could a box...
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Post by Anidar on Jan 24, 2005 14:49:20 GMT -5
.... he found a box with a lock on it. He opened the lock to see what was in the small box.. He found his bloody toes there. Kaiser fainted at the sight of his toes. He felt sick and if he was awake, he would surely projectile vomit at this very second. We are glad that he's uncouncious.
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