Post by KaiserWilhelm on Aug 22, 2004 17:31:41 GMT -5
If you'd like some laughs, read this. I wrote it at school sometime around April. My friend Simon (who for clarities sake is Taiwanese) did some of this.
Enjoy ;D
One day Billy was silly. This was abnormal. Listening is silly, but that was Billy. Mexicans call him BEELy. He chose to ignore that, especially those suggestions, such as “bialy”, etc. I don’t know. Radioshack® is a brand of a radio. NO, says Billy. We have a concert today in the VWChapel. AHHHH dinner in the formal style at 6pm. Saving is good. It conforms to the idea of “Liquid Video”, which is the brand of this screen. Note that this document in no way supports Liquid Video or any of its sponsors, ideas, components, images, sounds, labels, logos, or anything it says, whether sarcastic or nice.
Conformity is a virtue used by the meanest of souls, expounded by the church. To conform is to eat pita bread. While typing please do not interrupt the process and begin adapting smiley faces to word documents. Toyota, a competitor of Liquid Video, supports this document but not the ideas within. Visit your Southern California Liquid Video dealer today.
Southern California, a land of promises, hopes, dreams, and a land where the majority of people are minorities. An example of such a minority is “Logitech”. I mean, its only a bored keyboard, DUH! Not only does Logitech make keyboards, they also make speakers, orators, politicians, and podiums with microphone stands. SoCal, so called, is a subsidiary of Bic®, makers of pens, pencils, and razors.
Bic® while not supporting this document, supports the actions and feelings of LiquidVideo. It sticks with the theory of “rising trash cans”. While this theory is challenged by some as dirty, Bic® feels that it is necessary for trash cans to rise. Their lowly place in society has created a gap between the rich and the poor, the good and the bad, and the just plain ugly.
Ugly; a word made popular by the appearance of millions. Ugly, not such a bad thing; not if you are owned by EMachines. It should be noted that Bic®, LiquidVideo®, Logitech®, Toyota, and Arrowhead Water are all interested in buying lots of EMachines. “Ugly Emachines purify the water!” says the head of Bic®. Though some doubt that Emachines can do much for the water, it seems quite possible that they can in fact help the donut business. Donuts, a favorite of cops and thieves alike, are not to be eaten in mass quantities, and Bic® has no interest in buying donuts for its employees or female customers.
Female customers, though not good for the donut business, find a deep interest in other matters of culinary delights, such as McDonalds® (not sponsored by this document) and Sushi A-Go-Go. Since Sushi A-Go-Go doesn’t sell rotten eggs or broken glass some people—not only females—feel deprived of this learning experience. While learning experiences can be fun they should not be eaten alive. Customers are warned especially not to eat LiquidVideo or any of their by products. “They attract too much liquid”, says an employee of McAfee. McAfee tend to eat a lot of donuts and their brains become befuddled. This “befuddling” movement is diagnosed by scientists as another form of instant messaging. With this “befuddling” it becomes clear that McAfee has developed another bug in their system, and they seem to be planning to expand all the way to board games.
Though LiquidVideo does not intend to produce any board game in the near future, it is quite possible that supporters of Arrowhead Water will find exciting new pieces in their water as they, the minorities, drink gallons at a time. Sponsored by AOL, Toyota plans to build a massive competition with Arrowhead Water for rights, not only to free water, but for cheaper board games. Penguin Books, in association with Bic® will be developing, in a region near you, a lamp to light the water. It makes the water taste like MinuteMaid, particularly if a maid only works for a minute. If they do, tell them to RUN! Mr. AOL, the figure you see on AIM, supports this “running” movement.
Running movements are classified by the Aeronautics association as enhancements of the human body not driven by motor. Motors, approved by Bic®, are used by the Aeronautics association in conjunction with Toyota. Toyota is fascinated by water. “Oh water, are you there?” is their motto. The captions read “Yes, you are! ”. However, McAfee does not approve of this water craze. In association with Liquid Video, McAfee challenged Toyota’s inherent water rights. “Your water has viruses!”, claims McAfee, delightedly.
Viruses, though thought by many to be a form of bacteria, are in fact, much, much, worse. Not only are they sarcastic in nature, but viruses can in fact lead to ulcers, steroids, bad water, the downfall of Bic®, and even the production of mass quantities of board games. Some of these board games can lead to room inspection failures. These failures, thought by many to be acceptable and ‘cool’ can result in Minute Maid’s ulcers, steroids, bad water, the downfall of Bic®, and even the production of mass quantities of board games. Some of these board games can lead to room inspection failures. These failures, thought by many to be acceptable and ‘cool’ can result in consumption of Minute Maid.
Minute Maid, challenged by Toyota for rights to fail rooms, is currently undergoing a lawsuit involving the loss of one or more minutes that may be used for ping-pong. AOL Doctors and chefs play ping-pong all day. They have begun a company-wide boycott against Minute Maid and all related products and ‘deficiencies’. These ‘deficiencies’ include, but are not limited to improper grammar, a strange name, and old fashioned hair cuts. “Let there be no juice”, says Bic®. “Get shampoo instead”, says Arrowhead Water, in support of Head & Shoulders.
Head & Shoulders, endorsed by Andre Agassi, is willing to sell shampoo at a low price to all Minute Maid employees, and also to those who do not fail room check due to board games. However, Minute Maid refused the offer, and the students were never informed. “There is a high possibility that people will start poking the heads and shoulders of our students”, says Minute Maid. Everyone in contact with the students vehemently denies this claim, “The heads and shoulders of these students should remain intact at all times.”
Enjoy ;D
The Ultimate Spam, also known as Crazy.doc
One day Billy was silly. This was abnormal. Listening is silly, but that was Billy. Mexicans call him BEELy. He chose to ignore that, especially those suggestions, such as “bialy”, etc. I don’t know. Radioshack® is a brand of a radio. NO, says Billy. We have a concert today in the VWChapel. AHHHH dinner in the formal style at 6pm. Saving is good. It conforms to the idea of “Liquid Video”, which is the brand of this screen. Note that this document in no way supports Liquid Video or any of its sponsors, ideas, components, images, sounds, labels, logos, or anything it says, whether sarcastic or nice.
Conformity is a virtue used by the meanest of souls, expounded by the church. To conform is to eat pita bread. While typing please do not interrupt the process and begin adapting smiley faces to word documents. Toyota, a competitor of Liquid Video, supports this document but not the ideas within. Visit your Southern California Liquid Video dealer today.
Southern California, a land of promises, hopes, dreams, and a land where the majority of people are minorities. An example of such a minority is “Logitech”. I mean, its only a bored keyboard, DUH! Not only does Logitech make keyboards, they also make speakers, orators, politicians, and podiums with microphone stands. SoCal, so called, is a subsidiary of Bic®, makers of pens, pencils, and razors.
Bic® while not supporting this document, supports the actions and feelings of LiquidVideo. It sticks with the theory of “rising trash cans”. While this theory is challenged by some as dirty, Bic® feels that it is necessary for trash cans to rise. Their lowly place in society has created a gap between the rich and the poor, the good and the bad, and the just plain ugly.
Ugly; a word made popular by the appearance of millions. Ugly, not such a bad thing; not if you are owned by EMachines. It should be noted that Bic®, LiquidVideo®, Logitech®, Toyota, and Arrowhead Water are all interested in buying lots of EMachines. “Ugly Emachines purify the water!” says the head of Bic®. Though some doubt that Emachines can do much for the water, it seems quite possible that they can in fact help the donut business. Donuts, a favorite of cops and thieves alike, are not to be eaten in mass quantities, and Bic® has no interest in buying donuts for its employees or female customers.
Female customers, though not good for the donut business, find a deep interest in other matters of culinary delights, such as McDonalds® (not sponsored by this document) and Sushi A-Go-Go. Since Sushi A-Go-Go doesn’t sell rotten eggs or broken glass some people—not only females—feel deprived of this learning experience. While learning experiences can be fun they should not be eaten alive. Customers are warned especially not to eat LiquidVideo or any of their by products. “They attract too much liquid”, says an employee of McAfee. McAfee tend to eat a lot of donuts and their brains become befuddled. This “befuddling” movement is diagnosed by scientists as another form of instant messaging. With this “befuddling” it becomes clear that McAfee has developed another bug in their system, and they seem to be planning to expand all the way to board games.
Though LiquidVideo does not intend to produce any board game in the near future, it is quite possible that supporters of Arrowhead Water will find exciting new pieces in their water as they, the minorities, drink gallons at a time. Sponsored by AOL, Toyota plans to build a massive competition with Arrowhead Water for rights, not only to free water, but for cheaper board games. Penguin Books, in association with Bic® will be developing, in a region near you, a lamp to light the water. It makes the water taste like MinuteMaid, particularly if a maid only works for a minute. If they do, tell them to RUN! Mr. AOL, the figure you see on AIM, supports this “running” movement.
Running movements are classified by the Aeronautics association as enhancements of the human body not driven by motor. Motors, approved by Bic®, are used by the Aeronautics association in conjunction with Toyota. Toyota is fascinated by water. “Oh water, are you there?” is their motto. The captions read “Yes, you are! ”. However, McAfee does not approve of this water craze. In association with Liquid Video, McAfee challenged Toyota’s inherent water rights. “Your water has viruses!”, claims McAfee, delightedly.
Viruses, though thought by many to be a form of bacteria, are in fact, much, much, worse. Not only are they sarcastic in nature, but viruses can in fact lead to ulcers, steroids, bad water, the downfall of Bic®, and even the production of mass quantities of board games. Some of these board games can lead to room inspection failures. These failures, thought by many to be acceptable and ‘cool’ can result in Minute Maid’s ulcers, steroids, bad water, the downfall of Bic®, and even the production of mass quantities of board games. Some of these board games can lead to room inspection failures. These failures, thought by many to be acceptable and ‘cool’ can result in consumption of Minute Maid.
Minute Maid, challenged by Toyota for rights to fail rooms, is currently undergoing a lawsuit involving the loss of one or more minutes that may be used for ping-pong. AOL Doctors and chefs play ping-pong all day. They have begun a company-wide boycott against Minute Maid and all related products and ‘deficiencies’. These ‘deficiencies’ include, but are not limited to improper grammar, a strange name, and old fashioned hair cuts. “Let there be no juice”, says Bic®. “Get shampoo instead”, says Arrowhead Water, in support of Head & Shoulders.
Head & Shoulders, endorsed by Andre Agassi, is willing to sell shampoo at a low price to all Minute Maid employees, and also to those who do not fail room check due to board games. However, Minute Maid refused the offer, and the students were never informed. “There is a high possibility that people will start poking the heads and shoulders of our students”, says Minute Maid. Everyone in contact with the students vehemently denies this claim, “The heads and shoulders of these students should remain intact at all times.”